Monday, January 26, 2009

Ninja Fashion

What outfit is appropriate when engaging in unorthodox arts of war such as assassination, espionage, sabotage and guerilla trickery? Yes indeed, on occasion you may stare into your closet with the desperate sense that you have nothing to wear.

Loosely translated, ninja means “one who is skilled in the art of stealth” or the “skill of going unperceived.”



The split-toe design of these attractive booties is excellent for balance, wall climbing, flying through the air, and gripping the face of your enemy. They are soft and silent, black and unseen. Your ninja tracks resemble the cloven hoof of a large goat or perhaps a pony, so your trail is unlikely to be noticed.

For your next tangle, don’t get caught wearing the same thing as some other ninja byatch. Distinguish yourself forever with a pair of these shoes, also good for skate board, hiking, building construction and other sports.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Discovered

The red carpet is being rolled out again at the Golden Globes tonight! What will they all wear?

Discovered
Discovered by The Fashion Director

Saturday, January 3, 2009

First Violinist

This is what the beautiful first violinist wears when she leaves the symphony hall to meet friends for a cocktail.


First Violinist by The Fashion Director